Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
