Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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