Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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