you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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