She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
