we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
