it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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