Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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