He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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