Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
