u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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