turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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