why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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