KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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