dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
