is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She bit a glass in half.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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