i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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