We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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