Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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