you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Life is so much better after having sex.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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