So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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