so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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