oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
