Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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