Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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