i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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