I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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