so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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