dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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