So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Randomize
