Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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