this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So squirting runs in the family.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
