the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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