its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
