I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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