new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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