Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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