That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I don't think brook has ever known best
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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