Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Even my vagina gasped.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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