ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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