somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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