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I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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