Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My life is pants optional.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
