Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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