My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You smell like stripper and shame
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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