so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
They took my balls.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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