thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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