This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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