just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
is it fun? or sober?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
