i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
